I'm not even here

I'm sorry I've been ignoring you for so long. But, I've been in my happy place for a couple weeks.

You should come to my happy place sometime, there's lots of wine and pizza. How do you get there? Repeat after me... "It's just fucking soap, it's just fucking soap, it's just fucking soap..."

It works anytime. Like when your coworkers find you at a resturant to ask a question, or when your boss finds out you lost two deposits two months ago and never told him.

Seriously, its just soap.