Hello Blogreaders

Are you searching for anything special today?
Too bad, I'm going to talk about what I want to talk about.

I feel I should introduce myself. I'm the girl who helped you make the major life decision to try a sample of a product that you have no intention of buying, but asked me to name every ingrediant in. Hi, nice to see you again.

I've spent the last five years selling stuff that-- I must mention in case anyone makes me-- I truly love and use everyday. But, in real life, I went to school for writing. However, haven't written since I graduated college. Absolutely nothing deeper than to do lists, and thank-you cards flowed from my pen in four years. I wish I had a beter excuse than laziness and the fact that managing a retail store pays more than writing. But I don't. However, retailing it involves mopping and corporate visits. Both of which I suck at.

I'd like to get back to writing, because you all (my dad and one friend who will read this) don't care that I'm drunk and my floor is dirty.

Here's what I can promise in upcoming blogs: generalizations about shoppers, introspective anticdotes about my sad sad life, and typos. I will be very generous with the typos.

Here's what I expect from my readers: a publishing deal and a rich man, both of which are so dazzled by my mediocre writing that I can quit my job and never mop again.