Despite being single and miraculously baby-free, I'm at the point of my life when I have to go to friends' kid's birthday parties. Usually they are a nice excuse to wear a funny hat and get a beer-buzz while gossiping with the other non-moms about which kids are the funny-looking and soon-to-be-gay.
But my neighbor, who I'll call "G", has gone seriously overboard for his son "J"s birthday party.
As you can see from the camera angle, I'm not invited.
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