Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Dear John Stewart's Balls

Nice to see you, tonight. Usually you let the brains shove you back under the desk before getting too offensive. But not tonight. You punched the brains in the face, leapt over the desk strangled John McCain before he could further defend Bush's troop policy.

I hope The Daily Show's new studio has a reinforced floor to hold your extra weight.

Love and Respect,
Apocalypstick

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